You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: whats up
Stranger: ummm nothing
Stranger: u??
You: same. just hanging.
Stranger: what are hanging on to????
You: dear life
Stranger: oohh
Stranger: 143
Stranger: i love you too
You: 420
Stranger: babe
Stranger: come on
Stranger: i love you
You: 420
You: babe
You: smoke
You: em
You: if
You: you
You: got
You: em

Stranger: pics?
You: i have a few of y dick
Stranger: send ?
You: ====}

boring

Stranger: what advice would you give yourself five years ago?
You: dont eat so much
Stranger: i see.

i'm sorry

Stranger: Hey sexii
You: howd u know?
Stranger: cuz i'm watching you..
You: lol where is my hand?
Stranger: in your pants
You: STROKING MY HARD COCK.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

i came here for chats

not math

Stranger: QUICK: What's zero divided by zero?
You: 0
Stranger: NO
You: what is it
Stranger: IT'S UNDEFINED
You: ouch
You: got me
Stranger: THE MORE YOU KNOW
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

internet memes

this person was very unsympathetic to my conditions.

Stranger: canihazcheezburger?
You: yes take all of them
Stranger: OKAY
Stranger: what about teh kittehs
You: take the kittens
Stranger: NO
Stranger: i refuse.
You: well i am allergic
Stranger: well, then,
Stranger: fuck you.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

radio, radio

Stranger: nigga whatchu listening two?
You: hi
You: i'm listening to pop punk
You: you?
Stranger: Some owl city- fireflies shit is cash
You: oh i heard that song. its kind of weak.
Stranger: No shit.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.